Take the Chisme to Jesus Tote Bag — Funny Christian Canvas Market Tote

Lightweight but sturdy, this cotton canvas tote carries more than groceries — it carries a message. The hand-lettered design reads “Take the chisme to Jesus, not the group chat,” framed with playful accents and a small bow, giving the bag a warm, cheeky charm. It slips over the shoulder easily and sits flat at your side, so it’s great for running errands, church gatherings, or casual meetups. The natural canvas shows off the dark print with a handcrafted feel, while the reinforced handles and heavy-weight fabric mean this tote stands up to daily use and frequent washings. Bring a little humor and faith-forward style to your day without shouting for attention. Product features - 100% heavy-weight cotton canvas (12 oz/yd²) for long-lasting durability - Flat-corner construction provides a neat, compact silhouette - Self-fabric carrying handles with reinforced stitching for reliable shoulder carry - Available in natural and black colorways with a sewn-in label - Blank sourced from India; adult sizing and ready for everyday use Care instructions - Do not iron directly over the printed area - print may stick to the iron. - Spot clean - Do not bleach - Line dry